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product_id: 1677795
title: "525 Red \"Damn Dog Poop Bags\" from The Funny Grandma with Durable Dispenser and Convenient Storage Box 35 rolls (15 bags/roll)"
brand: "optimal enterprises"
price: "€ 9.03"
currency: EUR
in_stock: false
reviews_count: 8
url: https://www.desertcart.pt/products/1677795-525-red-damn-dog-poop-bags-from-the-funny-grandma
store_origin: PT
region: Portugal
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# 8.5x13 inch large size Recyclable paper cores 525 leakproof bags 525 Red "Damn Dog Poop Bags" from The Funny Grandma with Durable Dispenser and Convenient Storage Box 35 rolls (15 bags/roll)

**Brand:** optimal enterprises
**Price:** € 9.03
**Availability:** ❌ Out of Stock

## Summary

> 🐾 Clean up like a pro—because your dog’s mess deserves the best!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** 525 Red "Damn Dog Poop Bags" from The Funny Grandma with Durable Dispenser and Convenient Storage Box 35 rolls (15 bags/roll) by optimal enterprises
- **How much does it cost?** € 9.03 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Currently out of stock
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.pt](https://www.desertcart.pt/products/1677795-525-red-damn-dog-poop-bags-from-the-funny-grandma)

## Best For

- optimal enterprises enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted optimal enterprises brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Effortless Dispensing:** Durable screw-cap dispenser ensures smooth, tangle-free bag pull-out every time.
- • **Eco-Friendly Convenience:** Recyclable roll cores and unscented bags keep your cleanup green and allergy-friendly.
- • **Generous Size for Big Jobs:** Oversized 8.5x13 inch bags handle even the largest messes with ease and confidence.
- • **Ultimate Leakproof Defense:** 525 thick, durable bags that outlast two standard 20-bag rolls—no more double bagging!
- • **Sleek Storage & Satisfaction:** Compact, stylish storage box fits any cupboard plus backed by Grandma’s 100% Satisfaction Guarantee.

## Overview

The Funny Grandma’s Damn Dog Poop Bags deliver 525 thick, leakproof, and oversized bags in a durable dispenser with recyclable cores. Designed for hassle-free, hygienic cleanup, these unscented bags protect your hands and handle even the biggest messes. Packaged in a sleek storage box and backed by a 100% satisfaction guarantee, they’re the premium choice for responsible pet owners who refuse to compromise.

## Description

HAS THIS HAPPENED TO YOU?Anyone step in the dog poo? Oh the mess, the smell. DAMN dog! OK, we got a plastic bag to clean up the poo but it was thin and leaked! Smelly … yuk! Grandma was there to help! “Damn Dog!” says she and pulled out her best dog poop bags. She is pleased cuz they are - Big enough for the BIGGEST poop piles - Easy to take out of the dispenser - No double bagging is needed - Made so the dye won’t come off on your hands - She’s given her no-nonsense Pickup Guarantee. The Funny Grandma knows about the Damn Dog! She’s walked the dog, stepped in the poop, cleaned the kitty litter and found the very best bags for you, and they’re good for any pile your pooch wants to produce - even put her picture on them! Ships them to you with her 100% guarantee! The Funny Grandma’s Damn Dog Poop Bags keep the neighbors happy – they’ll ask where you got them. You’ll be happy because your hands will stay clean. You’ll have a poop bag big enough for Mr. Fido and for cleaning up the puddy kats if pooch lets them poop. You won’t stink either! The earth will love you, the dog may love you but you’ll certainly love yourself.  Like she says, the neighbors will want to know where she got her bags. So now they don’t dare call her The Old Bag anymore. Lots of happy customers! Have a look at the pictures. She says you get a lifetime guarantee. No question! She knows these are the best and they work. There’s a limited supply at this price. Grannie needs to order more but for now she thinks you shouldn’t wait. Cuz the dog won’t! Click the buy button and get busy cleaning up!

## Features

- 525 leakproof bags on 35 rolls with 15 bags/roll; our bags are thicker than two 20 bag rolls
- Durable screw cap dispenser allows easy loading and pull-out with good bag perforation. The roll paper cores are recyclable.
- Large 8.5 by 13 inch size gives ample sleeve protection for even the biggest poo. Unscented for sensitive noses and allergies
- Strong convenient bag storage box fits any cupboard - looks nice too!
- Grandma backs all her products with a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee!

## Product Details

- **Brand:** Optimal Enterprises
- **Material Feature:** Recyclable
- **Color:** red
- **Material:** Plastic
- **Item Form:** Bag
- **Scent:** Unscented
- **Number of Items:** 525
- **Item dimensions L x W x H:** 8.5 x 13 inches
- **Manufacturer:** The Funny Grandma, aka Optimal Enterprises LLC
- **UPC:** 748252728913

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## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐ 







  
  
    Size matters but so does quality. You get both here!
  

*by R***. on Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on November 4, 2015*

These are like slightly bigger red sandwich bags, as far as size goes. But they are rather sturdy and will do the one drop job as expected. I use them when I clean the cat litter box and I've had no problems. Trust me, the litter box productions weigh more then what most Fido's are leaving behind. Anyway, the size and quality are just what you need to keep the walk clean!

### ⭐⭐⭐ 







  
  
    They do what they do-do!
  

*by K***N on Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on September 9, 2015*

I do like these, and they do what they are supposed to do-do.  I just wish they were a little longer, they go just past my wrist and a little thicker, I can feel the warm poo, a little too much. Yes I can use 2 bags but when the puppy is ready to leave and is jumping all around, I don't have time to get 2 out. I do like the color though, it stands out!

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 







  
  
    Every dog owner needs doggy poop bags!
  

*by D***N on Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on February 7, 2014*

I loved the name of these doggy poop bags and decided to try them.  First of all, they are strong enough and big enough to "handle" any doggy mess my dog leaves.  Our hands are safe and clean.  The one big thing I like about "Damn Dog Poop Bags" is the red color!!  Why do we like the red?  As we hike the wooded trails in our area, we clean up our dog's messes, tie up the bag and leave it to pick up on the way home.  The red bag I know is ours to pick up.

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*Last updated: 2026-01-23*