--- product_id: 16805885 title: "The Adventures of Young Van Helsing" price: "€ 19.09" currency: EUR in_stock: true reviews_count: 8 url: https://www.desertcart.pt/products/16805885-the-adventures-of-young-van-helsing store_origin: PT region: Portugal --- # The Adventures of Young Van Helsing **Price:** € 19.09 **Availability:** ✅ In Stock ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** The Adventures of Young Van Helsing - **How much does it cost?** € 19.09 with free shipping - **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.pt](https://www.desertcart.pt/products/16805885-the-adventures-of-young-van-helsing) ## Best For - Customers looking for quality international products ## Why This Product - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Description Horror VHS. Review: The End Times are nigh. Behold the Prophet Elijah! - Behold! The Prophet Elijah speaks: Oh ye people of the world, gather thy selves from distant lands of the Earth and heed my words. Among us sleeps the dormant Simon Magus, levitator, dreadful angle and utterer of unholy sounds. This monster has recently been put to sleep by the brave young Michael Van Helsing and his unlikely band of companions, but his indesructible ashes remain. These ashes can't be broken down at a cellular level, are capable of genetically reanimating dead tissue and are acidic in nature. Remember the following incantation and send copies of it to beings of all galaxies in the universe, that all might be prepared to recite it when the planets align and good and evil merge: "Breth glof mur hithdu ndfkir med urksht. Mey qwerf hujikolp bhu zse." We have learned from Young Van Helsing's quest that God's Scepter can easily be lost by the wayward children of postal workers. It is thus likely that other of God's important tools stored in the Great Warehouse will be misplaced. Hear my prophetic words oh ye people- let us barcode and database these items, georeference their localities and image them using digital technology that they may called upon efficiently in time of need. Further more we must unite other warehouses of the world, each with its unique warehouse code to be incorporated into the unique identifier barcodes. Farewell, and may the Belongings of God Online Database be with us. Review: Storyline of movie - Watched it, didn't impress me, but for price it was ok. ## Images ![The Adventures of Young Van Helsing - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/91kOD6qwzNL.jpg) ![The Adventures of Young Van Helsing - Image 2](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/91mDd-lDn9L.jpg) ## Customer Reviews ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ The End Times are nigh. Behold the Prophet Elijah! *by E***S on August 17, 2008* Behold! The Prophet Elijah speaks: Oh ye people of the world, gather thy selves from distant lands of the Earth and heed my words. Among us sleeps the dormant Simon Magus, levitator, dreadful angle and utterer of unholy sounds. This monster has recently been put to sleep by the brave young Michael Van Helsing and his unlikely band of companions, but his indesructible ashes remain. These ashes can't be broken down at a cellular level, are capable of genetically reanimating dead tissue and are acidic in nature. Remember the following incantation and send copies of it to beings of all galaxies in the universe, that all might be prepared to recite it when the planets align and good and evil merge: "Breth glof mur hithdu ndfkir med urksht. Mey qwerf hujikolp bhu zse." We have learned from Young Van Helsing's quest that God's Scepter can easily be lost by the wayward children of postal workers. It is thus likely that other of God's important tools stored in the Great Warehouse will be misplaced. Hear my prophetic words oh ye people- let us barcode and database these items, georeference their localities and image them using digital technology that they may called upon efficiently in time of need. Further more we must unite other warehouses of the world, each with its unique warehouse code to be incorporated into the unique identifier barcodes. Farewell, and may the Belongings of God Online Database be with us. ### ⭐⭐ Storyline of movie *by D***N on August 2, 2022* Watched it, didn't impress me, but for price it was ok. ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Five Stars *by D***N on January 19, 2017* Item exactly as described. --- ## Why Shop on Desertcart? - 🛒 **Trusted by 1.3+ Million Shoppers** — Serving international shoppers since 2016 - 🌍 **Shop Globally** — Access 737+ million products across 21 categories - 💰 **No Hidden Fees** — All customs, duties, and taxes included in the price - 🔄 **15-Day Free Returns** — Hassle-free returns (30 days for PRO members) - 🔒 **Secure Payments** — Trusted payment options with buyer protection - ⭐ **TrustPilot Rated 4.5/5** — Based on 8,000+ happy customer reviews **Shop now:** [https://www.desertcart.pt/products/16805885-the-adventures-of-young-van-helsing](https://www.desertcart.pt/products/16805885-the-adventures-of-young-van-helsing) --- *Product available on Desertcart Portugal* *Store origin: PT* *Last updated: 2026-06-22*