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title: "How to Traumatize Your Children: 7 Proven Methods to Help You Screw Up Your Kids Deliberately and with Skill (Knock Knock Self-Hurt Books)"
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# 10 dysfunctional illustrations Compact 4.5 x 6.5 inches 144 full-color pages How to Traumatize Your Children: 7 Proven Methods to Help You Screw Up Your Kids Deliberately and with Skill (Knock Knock Self-Hurt Books)

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## Summary

> 📚 Screw up with style — the ultimate guide to parenting gone hilariously wrong!

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## Key Features

- • **Visual Shock Therapy:** 10 vivid, tongue-in-cheek illustrations bring your worst parenting nightmares to life.
- • **Laugh, Learn, and Bond:** Perfect icebreaker for new parents, baby showers, or anyone who loves parenting satire with a sharp edge.
- • **Buzzword Ready & Trend-Savvy:** Stay ahead of the curve with the latest in traumatic parenting jargon and styles.
- • **Master the Art of Dysfunction:** Dive into 7 hilariously extreme parenting styles that guarantee lifelong memories (and therapy bills).
- • **Pocket-Sized Parental Sabotage:** Compact format fits perfectly in your bag for on-the-go laughs and cringe-worthy insights.

## Overview

How to Traumatize Your Children is a bestselling satirical paperback (4.5 x 6.5 inches, 144 pages) packed with 7 exaggerated parenting styles, full-color illustrations, and the latest buzzwords in dysfunctional parenting. Written by Knock Knock, it’s a laugh-out-loud, tongue-in-cheek manual that pokes fun at modern parenting extremes while delivering a memorable, conversation-starting read.

## Description

desertcart.com: How to Traumatize Your Children: 7 Proven Methods to Help You Screw Up Your Kids Deliberately and with Skill (Knock Knock Self-Hurt Books): 7174117232890: Knock Knock, Hughes, Bradley R.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| ASIN  | 1601063091 |
| Customer Reviews | 4.7 4.7 out of 5 stars (3,723) |
| Dimensions  | 4.49 x 0.63 x 6.5 inches |
| Edition  | 2nd Edition |
| ISBN-10  | 9781601063090 |
| ISBN-13  | 978-1601063090 |
| Item Weight  | 6.2 ounces |
| Language  | English |
| Print length  | 144 pages |
| Publication date  | June 1, 2011 |
| Publisher  | Knock Knock |

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