--- product_id: 228016 title: "I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats (Gifts for Cat Lovers, Funny Cat Books for Cat Lovers)" price: "€ 20.66" currency: EUR in_stock: true reviews_count: 13 url: https://www.desertcart.pt/products/228016-i-could-pee-on-this-and-other-poems-by-cats store_origin: PT region: Portugal --- # Perfect gift size 5"x6" 112 glossy pages Hilarious cat-perspective poems I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats (Gifts for Cat Lovers, Funny Cat Books for Cat Lovers) **Price:** € 20.66 **Availability:** ✅ In Stock ## Summary > 😸 Unleash the Cat-titude: Poetry that’s paws-itively hilarious! ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats (Gifts for Cat Lovers, Funny Cat Books for Cat Lovers) - **How much does it cost?** € 20.66 with free shipping - **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.pt](https://www.desertcart.pt/products/228016-i-could-pee-on-this-and-other-poems-by-cats) ## Best For - Customers looking for quality international products ## Why This Product - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Key Features - • **Top-Ranked Humor:** Ranked #7 in Children’s Humorous Poetry with 4.7 stars from over 7,000 reviews—social proof you can trust. - • **Glossy & Charming:** Beautiful glossy pictures complement the poems, making it a stylish conversation starter. - • **Gift-Ready Delight:** An ideal go-to gift for cat lovers, pet adopters, and anyone craving a chuckle. - • **Purr-fectly Portable:** Compact 5"x6" hardcover fits anywhere—coffee table, bathroom, or gift basket. - • **Cat-titude in Every Page:** 112 pages of witty, charming poems capturing authentic feline angst and humor. ## Overview I Could Pee on This is a bestselling, compact hardcover book featuring 112 pages of witty, cat-perspective poems paired with glossy images. Perfectly sized for gifting or casual reading, it’s a top-ranked humorous poetry book with a 4.7-star rating from over 7,000 reviews, making it a must-have for cat lovers and anyone who appreciates clever, feline-inspired humor. ## Description The internationally bestselling book of tongue-in-cheek poetry that set off a trend of feline funniness! Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats. The author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat "authors" throughout, this whimsical poetry book reveals kitties at their wackiest and most exasperating (but always lovable). IDEAL CAT GIFT FOR CAT LOVERS: For that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life, this collection of poems makes for the perfect cat-themed gift for anyone who's obsessed with their pet. COMIC GEMS FOR ADULTS: The sublimely funny jokes within these poems will appeal to men and women of all ages but some of the kitty authors' language may be a bit salty for kids. MINI COFFEE TABLE BOOK: Enchant visitors with this hand-held volume of the best cat poetry sure to delight book lovers and humor enthusiasts alike.Perfect for: Cat ladies, cat gentlemen, and anyone who aspires to visit CatCon one day Fans of dad jokes, Shel Silverstein books and other funny poem writers, and bad kitty behavior in general Go-to gift for birthday, holiday, anniversary, Mother's Day for cat moms, Father's Day for cat dads, or pet adoption congratulations Review: Fun silly poems for people of all ages who have a sense of humor and love cats. - I bought this book to read to the residents of a small ALF where I do volunteer work. They loved the silly cat poems so much, that one resident asked me to read it again about a month later. Review: small hardcover, glossy pics, charming & funny poems, nice addition to a gift basket - Super cute, totally worth it for the chuckle. I bought this for a friend as part of an upcoming Christmas gift. I didnt fully open the book as I didnt want to crack the spine (its a fresh book!), but I took a peek and could make out some of the poems. Just charming. Small hardcover, makes a nice little coffee table book, bathroom book, part of a gift, would be pleasant as a get well gift as it is sure to bring on some good feels. To reiterate: this is a small book at 5" x 6", and is just 112 pages. Not 112 poems. I dont know how many. Lots of glossy pics. Was able to buy it at less than $10, so I figured that was a decent price for a gift. I had originally put this in a "list" several years ago, but it was much too pricy at the time. A good greeting card can easily be $5-9 these days, so I will be using this in a sense as a card. As in, I will jot a little note inside when I tuck this in among other things in the gift. ## Features - Cat ladies cat gentlemen and anyone who aspires to visit CatCon one day|Fans of dad jokes Shel Silverstein books and other funny poem writers and bad kitty behavior in general|Go-to gift for birthday holiday anniversary Mother's Day for cat moms Father's Day for cat dads or pet adoption congratulations ## Technical Specifications | Specification | Value | |---------------|-------| | Best Sellers Rank | #30,822 in Books ( See Top 100 in Books ) #11 in Children's Humorous Poetry #294 in Humorous Fiction #330 in Fiction Satire | | Customer Reviews | 4.7 out of 5 stars 7,265 Reviews | ## Images ![I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats (Gifts for Cat Lovers, Funny Cat Books for Cat Lovers) - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71cj8afwnXL.jpg) ## Customer Reviews ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Fun silly poems for people of all ages who have a sense of humor and love cats. *by K***G on February 15, 2026* I bought this book to read to the residents of a small ALF where I do volunteer work. They loved the silly cat poems so much, that one resident asked me to read it again about a month later. ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ small hardcover, glossy pics, charming & funny poems, nice addition to a gift basket *by P***Y on December 4, 2022* Super cute, totally worth it for the chuckle. I bought this for a friend as part of an upcoming Christmas gift. I didnt fully open the book as I didnt want to crack the spine (its a fresh book!), but I took a peek and could make out some of the poems. Just charming. Small hardcover, makes a nice little coffee table book, bathroom book, part of a gift, would be pleasant as a get well gift as it is sure to bring on some good feels. To reiterate: this is a small book at 5" x 6", and is just 112 pages. Not 112 poems. I dont know how many. Lots of glossy pics. Was able to buy it at less than $10, so I figured that was a decent price for a gift. I had originally put this in a "list" several years ago, but it was much too pricy at the time. A good greeting card can easily be $5-9 these days, so I will be using this in a sense as a card. As in, I will jot a little note inside when I tuck this in among other things in the gift. ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ I could pee on this book, it's so good. *by R***E on January 3, 2026* I could not love this book of poems more. Freaking hilarious. My kids have read it aloud repeatedly to anyone who will listen, and they quote it often. I love the CAT ANGST, and I love that it reads like traditional poetry (not like limericks) only from the perspective of cats. It's absolute perfection. I could say "purr-fection," but I'm not a dork. ## Frequently Bought Together - I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats (Gifts for Cat Lovers, Funny Cat Books for Cat Lovers) - How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives - I Could Chew on This: And Other Poems by Dogs --- ## Why Shop on Desertcart? - 🛒 **Trusted by 1.3+ Million Shoppers** — Serving international shoppers since 2016 - 🌍 **Shop Globally** — Access 737+ million products across 21 categories - 💰 **No Hidden Fees** — All customs, duties, and taxes included in the price - 🔄 **15-Day Free Returns** — Hassle-free returns (30 days for PRO members) - 🔒 **Secure Payments** — Trusted payment options with buyer protection - ⭐ **TrustPilot Rated 4.5/5** — Based on 8,000+ happy customer reviews **Shop now:** [https://www.desertcart.pt/products/228016-i-could-pee-on-this-and-other-poems-by-cats](https://www.desertcart.pt/products/228016-i-could-pee-on-this-and-other-poems-by-cats) --- *Product available on Desertcart Portugal* *Store origin: PT* *Last updated: 2026-06-07*