--- product_id: 30648356 title: "A Child's First Book of Trump" price: "€ 48.51" currency: EUR in_stock: true reviews_count: 13 url: https://www.desertcart.pt/products/30648356-a-childs-first-book-of-trump store_origin: PT region: Portugal --- # A Child's First Book of Trump **Price:** € 48.51 **Availability:** ✅ In Stock ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** A Child's First Book of Trump - **How much does it cost?** € 48.51 with free shipping - **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.pt](https://www.desertcart.pt/products/30648356-a-childs-first-book-of-trump) ## Best For - Customers looking for quality international products ## Why This Product - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Description A New York Times bestseller! What do you do when you spot a wild Trump in the election season? New York Times bestselling author and comedian Michael Ian Black has some sage advice for children (and all the rest of us who are scratching our heads in disbelief) in this perfectly timely parody picture book intended for adults that would be hysterical if it wasn’t so true. The beasty is called an American Trump. Its skin is bright orange, its figure is plump. Its fur so complex you might get enveloped. Its hands though are, sadly, underdeveloped. The Trump is a curious creature, very often spotted in the wild, but confounding to our youngest citizens. A business mogul, reality TV host, and now…political candidate? Kids (and let’s be honest many adults) might have difficulty discerning just what this thing that’s been dominating news coverage this election cycle is. Could he actually be real? Are those…words coming out of his mouth? Why are his hands so tiny? And perhaps most importantly, what on earth do you do when you encounter an American Trump? With his signature wit and a classic picture book style, comedian Michael Ian Black introduces those unfamiliar with the Americus Trumpus to his distinguishing features and his mystifying campaign for world domination…sorry…President of the United States. Review: The book is altogether wonderful. The rhyme - I bought this based on an interview with the author that I heard on NPR. The book is altogether wonderful. The rhyme, meter, and illustrations really work well in the Seuss tradition, bringing fun, surprise, and play into each page. Like good Seuss, it stands up to multiple readings. It also has served me well in engaging my children in discussions of American and World politics. My daughters are just out of middle school, and it is difficult to engage them for more than a few seconds in anything besides their own social milieu. But this book was fun and funny, and on surface light enough to draw them in, and then draw them out. They even began asking questions and testing out their own opinions. Best of all, the book ends with the message that Trump is not The Trump, he is not unique, and there are practical ways in life of dealing with a trump, or a class of loud bullies full of bunk. Like all good children's books, this has life lessons with a spoonful of sugar. Review: Well written, entertaining, great value! - Excellent and funny rhyming takedown of Trump. In my opinion, this book is for adults anyway, so it’s not leading children down some path of disrespect for the office of the President of the USA. Trump himself respects no one other than himself, so he doesn’t deserve anyone’s respect; he doesn’t automatically get respect from US citizens or from people around the world just because he sits in the Oval Office. That’s not how it works. If anything, teach your children well: that they earn respect by showing it to others, being forthright and honest, and that it takes sincerity, practice, open mindedness, acceptance, understanding and compassion — that’s a great lesson. Wish we could teach our baby DJT but he has none of the requisite qualities! ## Technical Specifications | Specification | Value | |---------------|-------| | Best Sellers Rank | #380,857 in Books ( See Top 100 in Books ) #113 in Limericks & Humorous Verse #220 in Political Humor (Books) #527 in Parody | | Customer Reviews | 4.6 out of 5 stars 1,084 Reviews | ## Images ![A Child's First Book of Trump - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81XySyGBJpL.jpg) ## Customer Reviews ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ The book is altogether wonderful. The rhyme *by K***R on July 8, 2016* I bought this based on an interview with the author that I heard on NPR. The book is altogether wonderful. The rhyme, meter, and illustrations really work well in the Seuss tradition, bringing fun, surprise, and play into each page. Like good Seuss, it stands up to multiple readings. It also has served me well in engaging my children in discussions of American and World politics. My daughters are just out of middle school, and it is difficult to engage them for more than a few seconds in anything besides their own social milieu. But this book was fun and funny, and on surface light enough to draw them in, and then draw them out. They even began asking questions and testing out their own opinions. Best of all, the book ends with the message that Trump is not The Trump, he is not unique, and there are practical ways in life of dealing with a trump, or a class of loud bullies full of bunk. Like all good children's books, this has life lessons with a spoonful of sugar. ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Well written, entertaining, great value! *by B***N on July 6, 2019* Excellent and funny rhyming takedown of Trump. In my opinion, this book is for adults anyway, so it’s not leading children down some path of disrespect for the office of the President of the USA. Trump himself respects no one other than himself, so he doesn’t deserve anyone’s respect; he doesn’t automatically get respect from US citizens or from people around the world just because he sits in the Oval Office. That’s not how it works. If anything, teach your children well: that they earn respect by showing it to others, being forthright and honest, and that it takes sincerity, practice, open mindedness, acceptance, understanding and compassion — that’s a great lesson. Wish we could teach our baby DJT but he has none of the requisite qualities! ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Tells it like it is with rhyme *by R***S on January 31, 2025* Witty and cautionary, with a sprinkling of hope ## Frequently Bought Together - A Child's First Book of Trump - Goodnight Trump: A Parody - If You Give a Pig the White House: A Parody for Adults --- ## Why Shop on Desertcart? - 🛒 **Trusted by 1.3+ Million Shoppers** — Serving international shoppers since 2016 - 🌍 **Shop Globally** — Access 737+ million products across 21 categories - 💰 **No Hidden Fees** — All customs, duties, and taxes included in the price - 🔄 **15-Day Free Returns** — Hassle-free returns (30 days for PRO members) - 🔒 **Secure Payments** — Trusted payment options with buyer protection - ⭐ **TrustPilot Rated 4.5/5** — Based on 8,000+ happy customer reviews **Shop now:** [https://www.desertcart.pt/products/30648356-a-childs-first-book-of-trump](https://www.desertcart.pt/products/30648356-a-childs-first-book-of-trump) --- *Product available on Desertcart Portugal* *Store origin: PT* *Last updated: 2026-11-04*