--- product_id: 3768625 title: "How Not to Be a D*ck: An Everyday Etiquette Guide" price: "€ 38.47" currency: EUR in_stock: true reviews_count: 13 url: https://www.desertcart.pt/products/3768625-how-not-to-be-a-d-ck-an-everyday-etiquette store_origin: PT region: Portugal --- # How Not to Be a D*ck: An Everyday Etiquette Guide **Price:** € 38.47 **Availability:** ✅ In Stock ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** How Not to Be a D*ck: An Everyday Etiquette Guide - **How much does it cost?** € 38.47 with free shipping - **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.pt](https://www.desertcart.pt/products/3768625-how-not-to-be-a-d-ck-an-everyday-etiquette) ## Best For - Customers looking for quality international products ## Why This Product - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Description On the one hand, nobody wants to be a dick. On the other hand, dicks are everywhere! They cut in line, talk behind our backs, recline into our seats, and even have the power to morph into trolls online. Their powers are impressive, but with a little foresight and thoughtfulness, we can take a stand against dickishness today. How Not to Be a Dick is packed with honest and straightforward advice, but it also includes playful illustrations showing two well-meaning (but not always well behaved) young people as they confront moments of potential dickishness in their everyday lives. Sometimes they falter, sometimes they triumph, but they always seek to find a better way. And with their help, you can too. Just see the agreement at the beginning of the book: I pledge to use the tools and techniques provided in this book to help make the world a less dickish place. "Doherty fires absurd twenty-first-century zingers that happen to be really, really, really funny."―starred, Booklist Review: I was Frustrated w My Son When I bought This, but Was So Happy when I Read It!!😜😜 - This little book is so great! I bought it for my 12yr old because I was frustrated w his behavior lol. When it got here, I flipped through the entirety of it (because I didn’t want to give it to him w/o checking it out 1st) 👍. It’s actually full of really GREAT & pertinent info about life & how to act! It’s “How To Not Be A Dick!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 It’s pretty straightforward,& written in a humorous way that makes them want to read it. I’d def recommend it for all those pre-teens/teens out there..just as a guide ! It’ll make life easier! 🤗🤗🤗 Review: Perfect for gift giving - Added this book to a gift basket I made for someone I’m close to. He thought it was funny thankfully. I was worried he would get offended at first. lol. I read some of the pages from it aloud to him, and I think he could learn a lot from it. If he actually reads it. This can be a satire/joke gift or it can be a serious gift. I think I’ll order one for my son and write in it, and gift it to him when he’s a teenager. I got his Dad one too. It’s a really nice book and I was expecting a paper cover and got a nice hardback cover. I’m going to read more of it soon before I give the other one to my son’s Dad. It’s cute and even has some little infographics on some pages. ## Technical Specifications | Specification | Value | |---------------|-------| | Best Sellers Rank | #67,341 in Books ( See Top 100 in Books ) #109 in Teen & Young Adult Humorous Fiction #246 in Teen & Young Adult Social Issues | | Customer Reviews | 4.7 out of 5 stars 2,854 Reviews | ## Images ![How Not to Be a D*ck: An Everyday Etiquette Guide - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61ArQwQcsDL.jpg) ## Customer Reviews ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ I was Frustrated w My Son When I bought This, but Was So Happy when I Read It!!😜😜 *by C***E on August 5, 2021* This little book is so great! I bought it for my 12yr old because I was frustrated w his behavior lol. When it got here, I flipped through the entirety of it (because I didn’t want to give it to him w/o checking it out 1st) 👍. It’s actually full of really GREAT & pertinent info about life & how to act! It’s “How To Not Be A Dick!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 It’s pretty straightforward,& written in a humorous way that makes them want to read it. I’d def recommend it for all those pre-teens/teens out there..just as a guide ! It’ll make life easier! 🤗🤗🤗 ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Perfect for gift giving *by L***Y on January 9, 2025* Added this book to a gift basket I made for someone I’m close to. He thought it was funny thankfully. I was worried he would get offended at first. lol. I read some of the pages from it aloud to him, and I think he could learn a lot from it. If he actually reads it. This can be a satire/joke gift or it can be a serious gift. I think I’ll order one for my son and write in it, and gift it to him when he’s a teenager. I got his Dad one too. It’s a really nice book and I was expecting a paper cover and got a nice hardback cover. I’m going to read more of it soon before I give the other one to my son’s Dad. It’s cute and even has some little infographics on some pages. ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Whatever gets them to read! *by B***2 on January 19, 2020* My son was a little embarrassed when he opened this gift on Christmas. (He is 14) I notice this book appearing around the house and it looks as if it's been looked at on occasion. It's actually a serious book about etiquette with some mildly vulgar language, as the title implies. Advice is written in snippets accompanied by cartoon illustrations, which makes it easy to pick up and read casually. I try to find anything that will catch his attention and entice him to read. As a bonus, this book gives good advice on social interactions and appropriate behavior. ## Frequently Bought Together - How Not to Be a D*ck: An Everyday Etiquette Guide - How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives - How to Live with a Huge Penis: Advice, Meditations, and Wisdom for Men Who Have Too Much --- ## Why Shop on Desertcart? - 🛒 **Trusted by 1.3+ Million Shoppers** — Serving international shoppers since 2016 - 🌍 **Shop Globally** — Access 737+ million products across 21 categories - 💰 **No Hidden Fees** — All customs, duties, and taxes included in the price - 🔄 **15-Day Free Returns** — Hassle-free returns (30 days for PRO members) - 🔒 **Secure Payments** — Trusted payment options with buyer protection - ⭐ **TrustPilot Rated 4.5/5** — Based on 8,000+ happy customer reviews **Shop now:** [https://www.desertcart.pt/products/3768625-how-not-to-be-a-d-ck-an-everyday-etiquette](https://www.desertcart.pt/products/3768625-how-not-to-be-a-d-ck-an-everyday-etiquette) --- *Product available on Desertcart Portugal* *Store origin: PT* *Last updated: 2026-06-08*