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product_id: 576543038
title: "Engraved Wooden Spoon - Funny Rude Bad Secret Santa Gift for Adults - 'Here is A Spoon Because You Can Get F**k All for A Fiver' - Affordable & Fun Baking Gift for Men/Women (Here is A Spoon - Fiver)"
brand: "the laser factory"
price: "€ 14.31"
currency: EUR
in_stock: true
url: https://www.desertcart.pt/products/576543038-engraved-wooden-spoon-funny-rude-bad-secret-santa-gift-adults
store_origin: PT
region: Portugal
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# Solid beech wood, eco-friendly & durable Budget-friendly gift under £5 Precision laser engraving, long-lasting clarity Engraved Wooden Spoon - Funny Rude Bad Secret Santa Gift for Adults - 'Here is A Spoon Because You Can Get F**k All for A Fiver' - Affordable & Fun Baking Gift for Men/Women (Here is A Spoon - Fiver)

**Brand:** the laser factory
**Price:** € 14.31
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Summary

> 🎁 Stir up laughs and stir your batter with the ultimate cheeky kitchen essential!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Engraved Wooden Spoon - Funny Rude Bad Secret Santa Gift for Adults - 'Here is A Spoon Because You Can Get F**k All for A Fiver' - Affordable & Fun Baking Gift for Men/Women (Here is A Spoon - Fiver) by the laser factory
- **How much does it cost?** € 14.31 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.pt](https://www.desertcart.pt/products/576543038-engraved-wooden-spoon-funny-rude-bad-secret-santa-gift-adults)

## Best For

- the laser factory enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted the laser factory brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Laser-Engraved Humor:** Sharp, clear engraving that won’t fade—keeps the cheeky message front and center for every bake-off.
- • **Low-Maintenance Care:** Pre-oiled for protection; just hand wash and occasionally re-oil to keep it looking fresh and ready to roast.
- • **Perfectly Sized for Baking:** 31cm length fits comfortably in hand and handles all your stirring, mixing, and serving needs.
- • **Ultimate Secret Santa Hack:** Crack the code on gifting with a hilarious, affordable spoon that guarantees laughs and zero gift anxiety.
- • **Premium Beech Wood Craftsmanship:** Eco-conscious solid wood construction that feels sturdy and looks classy in any kitchen.

## Overview

This Engraved Wooden Spoon is a solid beech wood kitchen tool measuring 31 x 6 x 1.6 cm, featuring high-quality laser engraving with a cheeky Secret Santa message. Lightweight at 20g and plastic-free, it’s pre-oiled for durability and designed for hand washing only. Perfect as a budget-friendly, funny gift that blends practicality with playful office banter.

## Description

Engraved Wooden Spoon - Funny Rude Bad Secret Santa Gift for Adults - 'Here is A Spoon Because You Can Get F**k All for A Fiver' - Affordable & Fun Baking Gift for Men/Women (Here is A Spoon - Fiver)

## Features

- 🎅 AFFORDABLE SECRET SANTA FUN: We've cracked the code on Secret Santa gift-giving! Tired of the annual struggle to find that perfect, affordable, and funny present for your office work colleague, family member, or friend? Look no further! Our spoon is the ultimate solution for a budget-friendly, hilarious gift.
- ⭐️ MATERIAL/QUALITY: This spoon is made of solid beech wood and features high-quality laser engraving, ensuring that the design stays clear even after lots of use.
- 📏 SPOON SIZE: This spoon measures 31cm x 6cm x 1.6cm, making it suitable for all your baking needs.
- 🛠️ CARE INSTRUCTIONS: The spoon surface has been treated with oil for protection, but to keep it looking its best, it's a good idea to oil it regularly with vegetable oil. Do not put in dishwasher, hand wash only.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| Number of pieces | 1 |
| Dishwasher safe? | No |
| Material Type Free | Plastic Free |
| Global Trade Identification Number | 50608516811988 |
| Model Number | Fiver |
| Product Dimensions | 31 x 6 x 0.1 cm; 20 g |
| Item Weight | 20 g |

## Product Details

- **Colour:** Natural
- **Material:** Wood
- **Brand:** The Laser Factory
- **Style:** Custom
- **Product dimensions:** 31L x 6W centimetres

## Images

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## Available Options

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*Product available on Desertcart Portugal*
*Store origin: PT*
*Last updated: 2026-01-22*