---
product_id: 63505052
title: "Flowery \"You Asshole\" Greeting Card by Violent Little Machine Shop"
brand: "violent little machine shop"
price: "€ 10.76"
currency: EUR
in_stock: true
category: "Office Product"
url: https://www.desertcart.pt/products/63505052-flowery-you-asshole-greeting-card-by-violent-little-machine-shop
store_origin: PT
region: Portugal
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# Flowery "You Asshole" Greeting Card by Violent Little Machine Shop

**Brand:** violent little machine shop
**Price:** € 10.76
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Flowery "You Asshole" Greeting Card by Violent Little Machine Shop by violent little machine shop
- **How much does it cost?** € 10.76 with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship
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## Best For

- violent little machine shop enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted violent little machine shop brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Description

The greeting card equivalent of a bag of Sour Patch Kids. It's for that guy who spilled chili cheese fries on your wife, child or bunk bed. You're angry at them, but not too much. Share your sweet sentiments inside to quell the rage the front may cause. The second addition to our Rude Flowery Greeting Card Collection. See also: the Flowery "Fuck You" greeting card.

## Features

- 4.25" x 5.5" inches (A2)
- Blank On The Inside
- Comes With A Kraft Paper Envelope
- For When You Want To Be Sweet &amp; Sour!
- From Violent Little Machine Shop

## Images

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*Product available on Desertcart Portugal*
*Store origin: PT*
*Last updated: 2026-03-15*