--- product_id: 674806838 title: "A F*cking 2025 Boxed Calendar: A Daily Dose of Zero F*cks (Funny Daily Desk Calendar, White Elephant Gag Gift for Adults) (Calendars & Gifts to Swear By)" price: "€ 46.70" currency: EUR in_stock: true reviews_count: 13 url: https://www.desertcart.pt/products/674806838-a-f-cking-2025-boxed-calendar-a-daily-dose-zero store_origin: PT region: Portugal --- # A F*cking 2025 Boxed Calendar: A Daily Dose of Zero F*cks (Funny Daily Desk Calendar, White Elephant Gag Gift for Adults) (Calendars & Gifts to Swear By) **Price:** € 46.70 **Availability:** ✅ In Stock ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** A F*cking 2025 Boxed Calendar: A Daily Dose of Zero F*cks (Funny Daily Desk Calendar, White Elephant Gag Gift for Adults) (Calendars & Gifts to Swear By) - **How much does it cost?** € 46.70 with free shipping - **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.pt](https://www.desertcart.pt/products/674806838-a-f-cking-2025-boxed-calendar-a-daily-dose-zero) ## Best For - Customers looking for quality international products ## Why This Product - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Description A f*cking box calendar to laugh off life's bullsh*t with a daily dose of swearing! Keep it real, blow off some steam, and give zero f*cks all year with a 2025 daily swearing calendar! With 365 days of hilarious profanity and bold, designed pages, this irreverent day-by-day calendar is the perfect humorous desk calendar, sarcastic gift for women, men, or friends, funny white elephant gag gift for adults, or holiday stocking stuffer for any foul-mouthed friend. Keep for yourself or give the best f*cking gift this year! Additional details: 4.75" x 5" page trim size with protective sllipcase 100% recyclable and plastic-free with no shrink-wrapping! Cardboard easel backing is perfect for sturdy display on tabletop or desk Environmentally responsible, FSC certified paper Daily calendar with easy, tear-off pages featuring vivid, full-color designed art Holidays and observances Review: Perfect for the daily dose of sarcasm - I have purchased this brand of calendar for the past 2 years. I purchase one for work, all the employees enjoy the words sarcastic encouragement it provides and well as a little lightheartedness to our stressful work environment, long term health care providers. The second one is for my oldest granddaughter. She loves them. The only thing she asked for at Christmas time. Please remember if you are easily offended by profanity, don't purchase the calendar. For those who have a sense of humor, this calendar will not fail to bring smiles to your face and possibly a few giggles. Review: A Fun and Entertaining Gift for Any White Elephant Exchange! - This calendar was a hit at our white elephant exchange! I received it the year before and loved reading the fun sayings each day. It was a nice little daily dose of humor. I decided to share the fun again this year, and it was just as well-received. It's a simple, enjoyable gift that made me smile every day. I even started sharing the daily quotes in our girls' group chats because they were so funny. Highly recommend it for anyone looking for a thoughtful and light-hearted gift! ## Technical Specifications | Specification | Value | |---------------|-------| | Best Sellers Rank | #276,162 in Books ( See Top 100 in Books ) #105 in Language Humor #131 in Humor & Comic Calendars #884 in Self-Help & Psychology Humor | | Customer Reviews | 4.8 out of 5 stars 494 Reviews | ## Images ![A F*cking 2025 Boxed Calendar: A Daily Dose of Zero F*cks (Funny Daily Desk Calendar, White Elephant Gag Gift for Adults) (Calendars & Gifts to Swear By) - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61oYu2Oa3yL.jpg) ## Customer Reviews ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Perfect for the daily dose of sarcasm *by A***R on March 22, 2025* I have purchased this brand of calendar for the past 2 years. I purchase one for work, all the employees enjoy the words sarcastic encouragement it provides and well as a little lightheartedness to our stressful work environment, long term health care providers. The second one is for my oldest granddaughter. She loves them. The only thing she asked for at Christmas time. Please remember if you are easily offended by profanity, don't purchase the calendar. For those who have a sense of humor, this calendar will not fail to bring smiles to your face and possibly a few giggles. ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ A Fun and Entertaining Gift for Any White Elephant Exchange! *by K***N on January 15, 2025* This calendar was a hit at our white elephant exchange! I received it the year before and loved reading the fun sayings each day. It was a nice little daily dose of humor. I decided to share the fun again this year, and it was just as well-received. It's a simple, enjoyable gift that made me smile every day. I even started sharing the daily quotes in our girls' group chats because they were so funny. Highly recommend it for anyone looking for a thoughtful and light-hearted gift! ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Never thought I would get this, but discovered it through a friend! *by W***F on December 2, 2024* I keep this calendar right by the door for when I leave the house. I live in the burbs of a very metropolitan city where everything is craaaazzzy, and it’s not unusual to encounter any kind of stressful situation- also, always crowded at any public parking lot, restaurants, carry outs, pharmacy, docs, you name it. In any case, the humorous and forthright statements on the calendar are perfect combo of managing expectations (expect the worst!) and reassuring that nothing is important enough to give a F about. A lot of the statement days alternate with encouraging words to get our butts out there and get things done that need to happen, all said with a hug and a shove out the door. So, if you have friends that understand this kind of message and believe in the power of a funny empowering, uplifting F bomb it’s the perfect gift for them. ## Frequently Bought Together - A F*cking 2025 Boxed Calendar: A Daily Dose of Zero F*cks (Funny Daily Desk Calendar, White Elephant Gag Gift for Adults) (Calendars & Gifts to Swear By) - You Are a Badass 2025 Day-to-Day Calendar: New and Favorite Inspirations Plus Money-Making and Habit-Honing Badassery - Life Hacks 2025 Day-to-Day Calendar --- ## Why Shop on Desertcart? - 🛒 **Trusted by 1.3+ Million Shoppers** — Serving international shoppers since 2016 - 🌍 **Shop Globally** — Access 737+ million products across 21 categories - 💰 **No Hidden Fees** — All customs, duties, and taxes included in the price - 🔄 **15-Day Free Returns** — Hassle-free returns (30 days for PRO members) - 🔒 **Secure Payments** — Trusted payment options with buyer protection - ⭐ **TrustPilot Rated 4.5/5** — Based on 8,000+ happy customer reviews **Shop now:** [https://www.desertcart.pt/products/674806838-a-f-cking-2025-boxed-calendar-a-daily-dose-zero](https://www.desertcart.pt/products/674806838-a-f-cking-2025-boxed-calendar-a-daily-dose-zero) --- *Product available on Desertcart Portugal* *Store origin: PT* *Last updated: 2026-10-11*