Jesus Christ Talking Action Figure

Our Pastor has a Jesus action figure that she sometimes uses during her children's sermons so I thought it would be fun for our daughter to have one. When I searched the internet and found this Talking Jesus action figure I was very excited. When he arrived, he was everything I expected and more; with extra batteries and a nice loud, commanding voice.

at first bought this as a gag gift for a religious farther in law- well it back fired- jesus action figure knows his scripture he played show and tell and brought it to church. he left it here at my house so my 3 yr old can play with it.lol

Doll never did talk even after replacing the battery.

I bought this jesus toy with some pretty high expectations, but was sad to find the following :- Jesus did not walk on water. In fact, he just floated face down like a drunk, bitch on spring break.- Jesus did not turn my glass of water into wine. I left him beside the cup, on top of the cup, even in the cup. No wine!- Jesus did not teach me how to fish. He didn't even make good fish bait.- I tried to use jesus to cure a local blind man by hitting him with it, I wasn't sure how else to do it, but instead of curing him I got arrested for assault. Jesus didn't even have my back, just sat there saying these weird lines over and over again.Over all I wasn't too thrilled with jesus, but I do have to say, my dogs sure enjoyed playing with him. Way better than any squeak toy.

The doll itself is nice. But it did no talking. I pressed the button several times, I took out the batteries only to find they must have been really old because they were all karoded with white and green hard scale. I kept the doll for display, was very disapointed it did not speak as it should.

The Timecapsule, JC talking action figure was given to an adult as a gift for Christmas as per his own request.It was very well received. It is a fine replica, sturdy but i would not recommend it for a child under twelve.

My grand daughter asked for a God doll for Christmas and this talking action figure met her (and my) expectations. I am very thankful to have found it. Pleased, Stacy

My Talking Jesus Christ Action Figure told me to murder my family!Plus I think it sucks that this Jesus Christ is NOT depicted accurately to the description given in the well known science-fiction classic "The Bible"! He's supposed to be a Black Dwarf!!So this particular blasphemous "graven image" of Jesus Christ must be one of those cheap generic knock-off figures, like you'd find being sold in dollar-stores or the streets of Manhattan!And what kind of ACTION figure doesn't even come with accessories such as machine guns or even a samurai sword!?