Fake Poo, Toilet Seat Turd, Secret Santa Joke/novelty/gift/prank

Fast shipping. Quality item. Totally satisfied.

Le dessous est creux, c'est juste une coque. pas essayé encore....

I saw this and thought that it was another must have purchase on which to waste more money. It's smaller than it looks, which is a bit of a daft thing to say because there's nothing on screen to compare it to but it's about 3" in length and a rather dull brown.Too dull for a fresh one so I applied a very thin layer of baby oil to give it that newly released shine and then perched it on the toilet seat to give the impression that it had been nipped on the rise so to speak.I then vacated the toilet and waiting for Mrs W to come home and use the loo. I'm 53, I sat there in the living room almost squealing with delight like a mischievous wee child as she went not long after coming home, oh the excitement as I waiting for that scream of horror!It didn't come and when she came back into the living room, she just shot me a dirty look. Me with the big daft smile on my noggin that soon changed to confusion as I thought she didn't get the joke etc.My Mrs then explained that on going in to the loo, noticed that Admiral Brown had failed to sail and was bobbing about on the toilet wave. He'd slipped off the seat from where I had placed him - damn baby oil - and plopped into the pool where he bobbed about until my Mrs, seeing it floating, assumed I'd not fully flushed and promptly flushed it down the lavvy.I'm hoping that the sewage works managed to trap fake tock, it's made of plastic after all and if washed up upon a beach, well, no one is going to pick that up are they.Authentic looking child sized turd that, for an hour or so, gave me much joy.

Awesome

Great for the price. Does have a large groove in the underside of the poo, I would have preferred it to be solid but I suppose you get what you pay for. Does the trick and the perfect joke present I wanted.

I wanted to use it as a film prop and needed it to spin around however I was unable to use the product because it is not full and has a hollow bass. I can see why it would sit on a toilet seat but honestly, you couldn't use it anywhere other than that.