The MountainMen's Unicorn Castle T-Shirt

I bought three of these as a joke Christmas gift. I get enthusiastic complements from strangers every time I wear it and this really makes me wonder what the heck they are looking at exactly. Maybe they are joking with me too. The shirt has stayed true to size and the design is still sharp and clear after a few years of wearing. I'm really impressed with the quality. Hopefully I will never have the horrible adventure of living in a post apocalyptic world. But if I do, I know that this shirt will survive with me to fight another day.

Dear Amazon,I received my "The Mountain Unicorn Castle Purple Adult T-Shirt(Small)" about a month ago as a gift from a friend. At first I was a little put off by the gift and wondered why a man would buy another man a purple shirt with a unicorn on it. It sat in the closet for about a week until I ran out of clothes and decided to wear it as a funny Casual Friday garment. I have to say once I put it on I instantly noticed the amazing quality and texture of the silky smooth 100% cotton as it snuggled tightly against my freshly manscaped chest. It also gave me a delightful new boost of confidence.Later that day, I was stepping out to start my rewarding new career as an Assistant Janitor at the local Adult Theater. I padlocked the door to my trailer and turned to begin my daily routine of removing the T- tops of my 1987 Camaro when I noticed Bonquiqui, the pretty gypsy girl who makes and sells little garden gnomes out of Pabst Blue Ribbon cans. She was smiling at me from the trailer across the park. With my new found confidence I waved to her and thought to myself this is my moment to finally make an impression. I jumped in through the passenger side of my car (which was the only way in due to my meth head neighbor deciding to take apart his lawn mower at 3am in my driveway) and cranked the volume to a techno remix of White Wedding by Billy Idol that is stuck in my tape deck. I gave her a wink and commenced a burnout down our alley. Unfortunately, I accidently hit her cat with my right side naked girl silhouette mud flap in the process. I would have to say that other than giving her cat a permanent limp it was a great success. She came over that night with her cat wearing a white and red paper mache cast she made out of her empty Lucky Strike Brand Cigarette packages. We talked about her life growing up as a Bangladeshi street performer and she told me she never would have even given me a second look if it wasn't for amazing collaboration of the Unicorn, Castle, Rainbow, Moon and Stars that were radiating from my shirt.To this day every time that I wear my "The Mountain Unicorn Castle Purple Adult T-Shirt (Small)"it seems as though women can't resist me. It's like the dyes used to create the majestic colors were mixed with some sort of experimental high potency pheromone. It's amazing!!! Sometimes I even think to myself this must be what it feels like to be Chuck Norris. Just three days ago, this tall glass of water with torn white washed jeans in front of me at the checkout in Wal-Mart even offered to pay for my package of Red Man smokeless tobacco and my assortment of Adult, monster truck, and fishing magazines as long as I let her touch the tip of my Unicorn's horn. I eagerly said ok but "just the tip". Honestly can life really get any better? Thank you Amazon and The Mountain!!Warning: Do not mix this item with "The Situation's Instant Self-Tanning Spray;" the combination is EXTREMLY DANGEROUS. I went to a Bon Jovi concert and felt like a cheeseburger in Somalia. I mean even John himself pointed and winked at me from the stage. Things really got out of hand after I applied a fresh new coat. The glistening dark orange skin mixed with the explosive pinks and purples of the shirt had a dangerous effect on the women in the crowd. If it wasn't for my extensive martial arts training thanks to my Mom's Bill Blank's: Tae Bo and Boot Camp video collection, I don't think I would be here today. Seriously, don't combine the two. DON'T DO IT!!

The most magical tshirt in all the land. My fingertips felt tingly as I put it on. Everyone gets a kick out of it. It kinda reminds me of the Never Ending Story. It’s that kind of magical. Anyways, I bought an XL, and for reference I’m 175, 5’4. This shirt fit loose, exactly how I wanted it to. Think I’m gonna buy the kitty one next. This shirt is amazing.

My husband is wearing this to a unicorn-themed party. The shirt is light purple with a tie-dye effect and it's a nice heavy material so I'm sure he can enjoy his 2XL unicorn shirt for years to come. Or I can throw it over leggings and wear it to work as a dress.The art work is obviously fantastic. Honestly, once I fell down the rabbit-hole of comparing The Mountain's t-shirt designs I sort of wanted them all. Their prices are reasonable and their selection in t-shirts rivals any carnival/mall kiosk/flea market of my 80s/90s childhood memories.

This shirt is as beautiful as it looks online and fit well for the size. It was a little more synthetic feeling than I anticipated but I didn't check the materials it was made from so that's on me. Overall a beautiful great shirt!

It has EVERYTHING!!! The awesome unicorn, the mysterious castle, and to top it all off there's even a huge rainbow in the background (I mean comparing it to the size of the castle, that rainbow is huge!!) You really have to see this shirt in front of you to see the breathtaking beauty that lies within this shirt. The unicorn is ready to go on some sort of magical journey as you can clearly tell... It's mane and tail is just going wild in the wind and although it's horn might appear to have a glimmering majestic light at the end of it, it's actually a bright star. This obviously signals that this is fate, and it brought you and this unicorn together. The unicorn knows that you mean business when you climb onto it, and it's super pumped as it awaits your command. The unicorn can't talk, but it's magic unicorn abilities allow it to communicate with you telepathically. It tells you that you have been chosen to embark on an epic quest to obtain the legendary Ustanatos crystal, which lies under the control of the evil wizard, Abadede. Abadede has put a curse on the unicorn, and you must obtain this mythical crystal to save the unicorn from eternal sleep. You have until the next full moon to complete this task, or the unicorn will fall into an infinite slumber from which it will never awaken from! So quickly, grab some potions, your bow and quiver, and be ready to go on a quest that will blow your motherf***ing pony mind!!!

Shirts fit great and hold their shape and color well after many washes. Customer service extremely responsive and helpful. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

I bought this for my husbands 40th as a gag gift...and now I want one.It's actually a cool shirt 🤣

This t-shirt is of very good quality, both the material and the print. The colour is lovely, rich looking, not a cheapy colour. The size is slightly generous which I like but just keep in mind when you are ordering. I found this t-shirt accidently when browsing about for nothing in particular and found reviews of this t-shirt on USA amazon that were very funny because there were many men wearing it in their reviews, which was very funny! Well im a grown woman but big kid at heart and when do you ever get the chance to get t-shirts like this in adult sizes!?! Well I love it. I also bought my husband the 3 howling wolves t-shirt by the same manufacturer and i plan to get more a have a collection! Buy this ladies, gentlemen, children...i hope they make a version for dogs so I can be really cheesey and my husband, dog and I can have matching fantasy art t-shirts on! Yay!

Fällt doch kleiner aus, ist aber trotzdem cool

I loved this Tshirt so much! It was my favourite thing to wear, comfortable and cute... Sadly for me someone took it while it was drying on my tent at a very wet festival... I hope they are looking after it well and that it being loved by them too!!!Tony if you're reading this. Yes, a replacement would be a perfect birthday present :'D