The MountainMen's Unicorn Castle T-Shirt

This is a good quality t-shirt. It is heavier than most shirts for ladies. I believe it is cut for a man. I am a 5'6" female. The shirt drops to my mid thigh and the sleeves hang to my elbows. I bought the 3x, which is my prefered size. It is a bit snug around the hips but not around my waist.

Yes, this shirt is lavender tie die color, but the color is not nearly as bright and it doesn't pop out like the picture. I started wearing it because I need more virginal purity in my post-ironic unconstructed life.The first day I wore it I got a zit on my forehead. I thought I noticed several domesticated animals winking at me.The second day, the squirrels that run in the cherry trees behind my house came up to the windows and began hitting it with nuts, I swore they were laughing at me.The third day the swallows came down from the trees and were singing so close to my car windows, I thought I might have hit a few on my way to the gym. And that zit was still planted firmly on my forehead bigger and brighter than ever.The fourth day I walked past the convent and several young nuns came out and asked me about my T-shirt. They thought I looked very galllant in it, and thought it smelled a bit and could they wash it for me. So I went to the back of the rectory while they did the laundry and we drank honey tea and ate bisquits. They noticed my blemish on my forehead and offered to massage it to make it better. It did feel immensely better after that. But when I got home that night and looked in the mirror, it was sticking out almost an inch from my forehead and looked very strong.The fifth day I woke up and found my nails to have grown and gotten very strong. I felt strong as a stallion. As I made my way to my usual trot around the park I noticed that all the animals had come out and were singing for me. I saw a rainbow in the sky and some beautiful young blonde girls chased me around an oak tree before I cantered off and escaped. I noticed this solid stone building on the hill, that I have never seen before and I knew I had to go there.I know now who I am and where I must go. Sorry Amazon, thanks to the glory of the Unicorn Castle Purple T-shirt, this may be my last purchase. Unless you carry salt licks.

I had a big move coming up, and I'm not rich enough to hire big beefy moving men, so I knew I had to do it all myself. I've collected more junk than most people, so the idea of single handedly hauling all of this was, understandably, daunting. I decided to peruse Amazon.com looking for tools to help make my move go smoother. And lo and behold, I came across this powerful shirt. The moment I saw it I knew it had to be my moving day shirt. I could feel the greatness emanating off of it...from the COMPUTER SCREEN. I rush ordered it, and it arrived the day before the big day. When I donned it the following morning, I can honestly say I felt a change. I felt....awesome. Unstoppable. I began hauling boxes as no human has hauled boxes before. The magic in this shirt seeped into my muscles, and made me more than a mere human. I was imbued with the power of the unicorn. People on the street gazes at my awesomeness, mouths agape, and whispered to their friends, clearly jealous of my power. It was a magical day.I will say, the power only happens while wearing the shirt. That's why I'm only giving this 4 stars. Once it's off, you're a regular Joe again. Also, once I washed it I noticed that the magic was much weaker, so I would recommend not washing it for as long as possible, or just doing so by hand in cold holy water.Wear responsibly, friends. This shirt is not a toy!

Going into this purchase, I had high hopes. Let me just put that out there right away. I mean -- we're talking Unicorns AND Rainbows. That's like putting Jordan and LeBron on the same court at the same time. Epicness was bound to occur, but like a mythical battle of Jordan vs LeBron, would it be AS epic as my wildest dreams?Unequivocally, yes!Within minutes of donning the shirt, I found myself capable of seeing through walls, running a sub-10 second 100 meter dash, and being able to instantly recognize which of the three refuse bins (landfill, compost, or recycle) to place my trash in (like Wesley Snipes famously said, always bet on black).And if all this wasn't enough, was now able to legally drive in the Carpool lane!EPIC!P.S. Jordan would win.

I bought this for a Christmas present this year and though my manly friend has not received it yet I expect there will be quite a bit of oooooo and ahhhhing over his wonderful gift.Time will tell if he is Manly enough to pull it off.... cause only true men can wear unicorns, castles and rainbows.The quality of the shirt is excellent and its true to size.Update: He did love it... though he was hesitant to wear it at first he now will proudly wear it when his laundry has dwindle down to no other options. He gets tons of comments about it and how manly he is to wear such a magical item. I don't understand why he doesn't wear it every week. Perhaps he doesn't want to wear the magic out or maybe its all the females that flock to his obvious studlyness.

Who can go wrong with a shirt like this??. For my 16th birthday I wanted a unicorn themed party. So I ordered this shirt! I am a huge fan of this brand, the mountain, I have like five of their shirts. I ordered this shirt on the 22nd. They said I would get it the 26th. However I tracked my order and it said incorrect address. Which doesn't make sense because I order from the same address every time. But I contacted the customer service and it was USPS that was the issue. They couldn't find my home because it is surrounded by ginormous trees. I got it the 27th and I was so excited when I received it.I am 5'2 female that is 135 lbs. I like my shirts loose or kinda baggy and kjt fit just the way I wanted it to.PROSVery brightDetailed picture of the unicornNice backgroundFits niceWashes well. Color doesn't runNice materialComfyCon'sNothing.I can't find a fault with this shirtI seriously recommend you buying this.

I loved this Tshirt so much! It was my favourite thing to wear, comfortable and cute... Sadly for me someone took it while it was drying on my tent at a very wet festival... I hope they are looking after it well and that it being loved by them too!!!Tony if you're reading this. Yes, a replacement would be a perfect birthday present :'D

Got this top the other day.Wanted a new comfortable kind of slouchy top.I really like the colour and the unicorn is really nice.Very bright and happy.I got a small, and would say it is a small but still slouchy.The only thing I don't like is the sleeves. ~ they are a bit too long for me, close to my elbows. Will take them up.Think this is unisex, so men can wear this. Hehe

Very pleased with this purchase, wearing it all the time...

My daughters are jealous, so now I've got to fork out for another two of these t-shirts.

Really really small.