Potent Wet Poop - Highly Concentrated Fart Spray - Extra Strong Stink - Prank Stuff & Joke Toys for Adults or Kids - Non Toxic

Where to begin.Why would I purchase anything that smells like the inside of someone’s colon?Well, at first it was to play a joke on my husband.It was a good laugh. I’d walk past him and silently give it a little spritz. The scent takes a couple seconds to pop up, so I’d always have enough time to make a clean getaway. I’d be across the room and impossible to blame, by the time it hit his nostrils. Over the time frame of 6 weeks, I was able to frame him several times, and each time was more hilarious than the first.Experience number one. I had filled my son in on my plans, because it’s always good to have an accomplice. He distracted him with various questions, while I walked behind him and sprayed it smack dab across his butt. I gave my son the wink and he too departed. Few seconds passed and my husband noticed the horrid stench. It would soon hit our senses too, and by now everyone was coughing and gagging. Of course no one admitted to it, seeing I was the culprit. I have this talent of blaming smells on my husband, so soon I had the rest of the kids convinced it was him. I ordered our youngest to go smell his butt. Everyone laughing, coughing and crying by now. He walks over, takes a quick whiff, and nearly throws up. IT WAS HIM HE PROCLAIMS! IT WAS DEFINITELY HIM! My husband in super defense mode now, everyone else laughing even harder… IT WAS NOT ME! Instinctively he reaches behind himself, swipes and sniffs his fingers. He lets out a gag, followed my an OMG IT IS ME! We all laugh, kids on floor, bellies hurting from laughing. He fumbles for an explanation. I MUST HAVE SAT IN CHICKEN SH!T WHEB I WENT OUT TO FEED THEM. He turns bright red, laughs and gags. By now the smell is everywhere. There is no getting rid of it. We live in alaska and it was -30. You better believe we threw both doors open and let it air out! It took a good 20 minutes for the air to be clear again.I love this spray so much, I took it with me on vacation, and orchestrated several episodes in public. Let me just say this much (or stay tuned for episode 2), this is a great way to clear a space at Walmart 😬

it was 1 am, i was on the phone with a friend. just talking, laughing about some joke none the less it was very chill and relaxing. mid sentence i heard it, a scream. now usually, my oh so loud brother tends to scream like that while he is playing his video games, but it sounded more scared than normal. just as i was going back to enjoying my own peacefulness, i heard it. spray. spray. spray. three small yet impactful sprays, coming underneath my door. i felt my heart drop. no, this can’t be, not here! not at this time! it must be my ears playing tricks on me, right? alas, i was wrong. those dreadful sprays were indeed my brother, fighting for no reason. i began choking on this stench, by far the worst smell i’ve ever gotten to smell in my life. i sprint full speed to find an open door of my two brothers, one demanding for the spray to be surrendered, while the other is laughing hysterically. i ask what happened, and was greeted with the news. my so sweet brother decided it was funny to “prank” us. i was told to go into the bathroom and smell it. “brother, i’m scared.” “if i had to, you do too.” “i’m scared” i hesitatingly open the creaky door, greeted with the seeping darkness, and the spray. never in my life, have imagined something can smell that bad. it was like someone took a trip to a communal bathroom, a petting zoo, and got 10 gallons of spoiled milk that went bad due to heat, then mixed it together and caused this already horrendous smell to increase in the ew gross factor by 1000. my eyes began to water and i physically had to remove myself from the situation. my oh so kind brother preceded to spray that all over the house. so yeah, if you’re looking for someone to have to use 1/5 of a 8 oz bath and bodywork’s fragrance to make the smell go away in their room due to the stench being intolerable, i recommend this product

Professional grade product! I have had a great deal of experience as a poop odor specialist in Europe. There is no doubt that Extensive research and engineering was done to make this product. It only took 2 quick pumps of spray in my garage to know that this is a very high quality product. The odor is one that stays clear in your memory. I have not sprayed this in 3 days, but the odor remains clearly in my memory. This product is #1 and #2 on the rectal scale. I had company this weekend by my 2 male cousins from California. They were impressed with both potency and lingering time. I plan to test in a elevator with strangers as a final test in which I will share my final review. What I can tell you with certainty after trying other similar products, this spray is not crappy like some in potency and lingering time. Initial thoughts, I doubt anyone will be disappointed with this purchase.

Holy Moly! I purchased this spray after many reviewers had great success with this spray. I decided to test it out for myself! I sprayed two pumps of the "wet poop" in the bathroom, and immediately regretted it. The smell is like rotting garbage, and IT NEVER GOES AWAY!!! The spray lingered for over 24 hours, which really was unpleasant to use the bathroom in that time period. I went onto the balcony outside, (I live in a second story apartment) and decided to unleash the mighty wrath of "wet poop" onto the pot smoker downstairs. I made a grave mistake, and forgot to check the wind direction before letting loose. All 10 pumps of the stuff blew directly back into the main living area due to the open door and I can not say it enough THAT IT NEVER GOES AWAY!!!!! I was dealing with full on taco bell stuff for over 2 DAYS!!! This stuff is serious, and God forbid the top cap comes off, you would be better off moving somewhere else. Good luck with your pranking and PLEASE, PLEASE CHECK WHERE THE WIND IS BLOWING.(Side note, it works great on other people's Amazon packages and mail too 😀)

Great gag. Horrible smell and it smells very real