ArtsOnDeskModern Art Paper Clip Holder/Dispenser - St211 Stainless Steel Satin Finish Patent Applying for Push Pin Safety Pin Binder Clip Straight Pin Hair Clip Box Cup
A**T
I can read your mind, and- Yes. Yes of course you need it.
This is such a gorgeous consumer product. It is obviously not the Walmart or Amazon chintzy bare minimum crap. But, that's not what you like. You are looking at a product listing for a small, metal paperclip holder. You are here because you want the best and, well, damn that's a good looking paperclip holder. And naturally, you're right.It 𝘪𝘴 good.Fellow patron, rest assured that it's not some hollow, filled-with-sand, or likely used and returned type-thing etc.. This is the 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘭,the 'Cadillac of paperclip patios'. For the refined office worker; them whom want only the best for their lil doodads and baubles. Look I get it, I got this thing to stick some glass beam splitters in for my optics table, because it's got a nice soft lining for not scratching delicate things, is heavy but can be moved around, oh and also it looks rad.This is not the type of desk dressing that you will casually knock off on accident, when you are at your busiest: No more begrudgingly and hurriedly grasping at the scattered paper clips you inadvertently sent to the floor a moment ago, stemming, of course, from your forced and hurried behavior that overcame you, when you realized the time at the very end of your busy, long day, running late to your social function or kids ballgame- when, pivoting to finally walk out the door for the day, you awkwardly knocked your Dixie cup full of paper clips with your handbag off the desk on accident.No!If you swiped this with your handbag on accident, your handbag will receive the brunt of your force, because this thing is built like a "brick clip-house."Look, let's get right to it. At this point you are only reading these words because you really want this thing, but you do not want to fork over the cash for some random, ambivalent-use, paper clip penthouse. Well, I did. And I'm here to tell you that it is worth it.If you're the sort of distinguished person that wants a work of art on their desk, instead of some... Flimflam upcycled tupperware plastic god-knows-what, well: take the plunge. Pull the trigger. And, remember to come back and thank me later when all of the attractive people in your office are crowding around you, the suddenly popular person with panache that everybody wants to be around.Oh. And congrats on your promotion, because your boss has their eye on you... But not in a judgemental way. They just know an adroit, svelte, artistic go-getter when they see one. Or at least when they see their paper clip porch. Plus: as a last resort, if their advances are at all unwelcome, you could assuredly use this thing to knock out even the biggest-tallest-most swole bosses imaginable. And now you see why this thing is $40. Art. Functionality. Style. Materials. Self defense! But above all else, you just know that you are 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘵, 𝘥𝘢𝘮𝘯𝘪𝘵!
M**R
Love this company's products
Very sleek modern look. Solid stuff. Love this company's products.
M**.
Qualität vor Quantität
Super Qualität und ein tolles Schreibtisch-Accessoire.Dieses wird mich sicherlich noch viele Jahre begleiten.
K**N
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Un po’ caro ma molto bello e utile
M**R
Sieht klasse aus das Teil.
Sehr schöne Verarbeitung und eine ansprechende Optik.
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