💦 Stay dry, stay daring — intimacy without limits!
The Sacred Weapon Wet Blanket is a 50x80 inch waterproof, dual-sided intimacy blanket designed to absorb up to 30 oz of liquid. Crafted with non-toxic, BPA-free TPU, it offers luxurious sherpa and micro-velvet fleece comfort while protecting beds and couches from fluids and stains. Machine washable and versatile, it’s the perfect blend of practicality and pleasure for couples seeking freedom and confidence in their intimate moments.
L**E
Game Changer, Must Have!!
OMG, a game changer; better than puppy pads and towels!! Works exactly as described and shown in vendor video. Would soak through puppy pads and even tried 3 bath towels folded in half. Pleasantly surprised this worked exactly as described and shown. Never leaks, very comfortable, quiet, warm, and durable. It was a game changer, must have!!Play on the velvet side because it is so soft and feels amazing. Many different types of liquids and body fluids have gotten on it and they all washed out, no stains. Does not require special care or cleaning. I clean it at home using a standard washer, dryer, and laundry soap. Never had any issues of any kind. Been using it over many months and still like new. The velvet side is extremely soft and silky to lay on. It is kept out and often used as a blanket when watching movies or sleeping at night if I get cold. Its extremely warm and dense. Everyone that comes over has seen it but no one knows its secrets.Note: because the blanket is waterproof, I usually run the spin cycle 3-4 times to emit excess water before placed in dryer; otherwise, takes several hours to dry. Pictures posted were just taken at time of review. The slight red glow is due to the shine in the velvet material. Not stains. Took 10 different photos, all had that. Absolute must have, even just as a warm blanket.
K**A
Bedding Saver!!!
Keeping in mind this is a public review, I’ll be sure to tailor my language!Put it this way. Me and slip/n/slides have a lot in common. And I got really tired of having to change my entire bedding after every…adventurous date night. So I figured I’d see if this helped solve that problem. I was a bit skeptical about the size, since it came vacuum sealed, but once I got it out of the packaging I was really happy to see how long the blanket actually was.Now. The actual use of the blanket.Listen…this is a miracle blanket. My bedding was *fully* protected after a few adventures. The quality is impeccable. The texture is great, and I have sensory concerns so that was really important to me - it’s FANTASTIC. And I just tossed it in the washer.This is WORTH the money!!!!
A**R
Amazing blanket for more than just spicy sessions
Perfect blanket for some spicy sessions, but also AMAZING for the dog. Our old girl is starting to have bladder innocence and the blanket kept our bed from getting soaked. It is a nice soft fuzzy fleece, but it is noticeable that it has a plasticy inside and makes a crinkly noise. It doesn’t bother me, but it might for some people!
T**K
Soft and Luxurious Blanket
This is a super soft and very luxurious blanket. It's been great at stopping liquids from seeping through to couch or bed. It washes great and comes out soft. However, there's NO way that it will dry in a 1/2 hour on low (manufacturer's recommendations). I usually have to dry it in increments of 1/2 hour at a time, for at least an hour and a half to get it to be dry enough to put away.
A**S
Waterproof Blanket
This blanket does exactly what it says it does. My husband and I love it!! It is waterproof and durable. The only downside is it takes a little longer to dry in the dryer but that is not a just deal!! I highly recommend!!
S**L
It works
It does what it says, I just have sensory issues and hate the feel of one side of this blanket.
K**R
Great product for frisky activities
Very nice bedding saver from damp situations. Like the dang wet dog who just burst in from being outside in the snow. And, uh, other such events.
G**R
Amazing!
Made a friend VERY happy~
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