PAM ST. CLEMENT - Canvas Clock (A5 - Signed by the Artist) #js001

Of all the time pieces I've had to help me keep a track of the inevitable passage of time as it ticks ever closer to our unavoidable demise, none have ever quite made me as aroused as this. I pray to her perfect wrinkled face every morning and give my thanks to her almighty omnipotence every night. She ensures my dreams are pleasant and my demons are kept at bay. She is the only God one could ever need. And now she is my clock. She watches over my living room and will obliterate any intruders who break in with her laser eyes, all whilst reminding me when it's time for my mid afternoon defacation. I could not be more thankful for the joy and usefulness she brings. Thank you Amazon for bringing us together.

Our pat arrived in all her glory she had a long journey but she made it so glad to have pat pride of place in my home

Elegant. Stylish. Glamorous. I could go on but sometimes words do not do justice for such a wonderful clock.Even calling it a clock lowers the tone of this magnificent piece as this is clearly artwork.After my signed photo of Nigel Farage fell off the wall and broke I truly believed nothing could fill the void until I saw her! Pam! In all her Dutches glory. Her elegance captured on canvas, and the cherry on top, it also told the time.After receiving her I hastily constructed the time piece my hands quivering with excitement. I mounted her with gusto and pride. I stood back and watched the clock hands sweep across her delicate features. Marvellous!After 24hrs of her being up I threw away all other clocks and time pieces as they couldn’t compete.I no longer go by GMT I only trust PSCT (Pam St Clement Time)

A glory clock on a trip into porcelain fury. Memorable. Keeps good tick tock value.

I get it, its a cheap funny gift for someone, but the effort put into it is quite laughable

I ordered this for a lifelong acquaintance who is enthralled by his weekly dose of Eastenders. Only the other day he commented "I need something that is functional but also representing one of my greatest passions....my admiration of the work of Pat St Clement's"I immediately began my search and was taken a back by this adorable, lifelong and durable item. He also stated "I no longer have to worry about missing my fix of Eastenders as I can see when its 5 minutes before it airs" It was my pleasure to give this gift and I hope it continues to give him the pleasure I had when purchasing this item.A huge shout out to Steve Bezos...you truly stock the worlds greatest treasurers.Pipes

I ordered this as a moving in present when my bloke and I bought our first house together. After 2months, we have settled in to a happy routine and the neighbours can regularly hear us shouting to each other gems like "it's ten past an earring babe, hurry up!" and upon setting the house alarm on exit, "look after the house Pat, see you later!"This clock has excelled a novelty gift and is pride of place in our hallway now. A great conversation piece for visitors and a fabulously OTT way of checking the time on the way out to the morning commute.Delivery was quick, packaging was more than adequate, my only negative point is that the canvas is only held onto the frame with gaffer tape. Over time this will need replacing. But apart from that, we love it!

I bought this for a close friend against his wishes. She was very pleased when I unwrapped her (I don't think she liked being in the dark alone bit) All the lights when back to normal and the rest of my furniture calmed back down again. She usually sits on the back of the toilet door or on top of the telly, apart from meal times when she sits up the table. She plays a range of sports including: ping pong, hide and seek and backgammon (but she cheats at backgammon).She has been a great addition to our family but sadly she must leave me soon as she has important work at Alfie's house. I shall miss our little chats but it's for the best. Vale domino meum.