Hand Jobs for the Whole Family (Cancelled Children's Books for Adults)

What a page turner. One job to the next as you move through all the ways you can complete a handjob. Definitely worth a read for a good laugh. Makes a great gift…the book that is.

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Hand Jobs for the Whole Family' is not just a book; it's an uproarious journey that brought my entire circle of friends and family to laughter. Masterfully written without a hint of offensive language, this book is a treasure trove of clever sexual innuendos that will leave you chuckling uncontrollably. I enjoyed sharing it at a guys' night, and the response was phenomenal. Everyone was not only cracking up at the comedy but also marveling at the stunning illustrations that harken back to the charm of the 1950s. It’s so authentically vintage in style that I had to double-check if it wasn’t actually a classic from a bygone era!What sets this book apart is its rare blend of crudeness and brilliance, a combination that's incredibly challenging to achieve. Each page is a delightful puzzle, turning seemingly risqué concepts (like doggy style, rim job, busting a nut) into something unexpectedly wholesome and hilarious. The introduction itself is a work of art - a witty disclaimer from a 'fake lawyer' that cleverly addresses the sensitivity of modern times...and the author's name...Absolute genius!I highly recommend this book to anyone who loves smart, edgy humor. The quality of its content, layout, and illustrations is top-notch, and I’ve even shared some photos to give you a glimpse of its brilliance. 'Hand Jobs for the Whole Family' earns a well-deserved five stars from me. Such a good job pushing the edge in ways I haven't seen before. It's the perfect blend of sophistication and sass, guaranteed to bring a riot of laughter to your bookshelf!

Bought this as a joke for a friend. It was a big hit. Funny.

This was a birthday gift for a friend that has everything yet want’s everything. He found it to be hilarious and the most memorable gift he received.

I bought this as a white elephant gift and it was the hit of the party!

I bought this as a gag gift for a party I was throwing with co-workers. Everyone thought it was hilarious, and we all laughed until we cried!

I'm a fan of sarcastic wit. I'm not a prude and actually bought this understanding the premise was sexually explicit. That said, using the images of children while stating suggestive content, even as "satire", is not only morally indefensible, it's categorically a legal question. Regardless of a "disclaimer". You can not disclaim a possible felony by stating that it's all in fun. These images were either directly copied from 50's primary textbooks and children's books, or were designed to mimic that genre. Given that origin, one might imagine young children getting a hold of this- mistakenly or, (disturbingly) as a movement toward grooming. Laughing about children being associated with sexually explicit statements ON EVERY PAGE is not just reprehensible, it's a product that needs removal. And a note to the authors: while swilling martinis and laughing at this content, I'm guessing you consider child sexual assault hilariously acceptable when done humorously. That's the only possible explanation. Geesh. Get help.

Unbelievably funny...definitely one of my new favorite books. 4.9 out of 5... I can't give it a perfect five as I need way more, it's not long enough, I can't get enough etc. 😉

This is a wonderful book. I am sure the writer will want to take some credit! However, the star of the book is AMANDA E. TASS her illustrations are magnificent. Her sense of beauty is breathtaking, this is the world that everyone wanted to see and live in. If she looked like her self portrait she would be a movie star. I hope she draws many illustrations like these and everyone would love to see her work. Her art draws you in like Jack Kirby's work for Marvel Comics with Stan Lee it is just so beautiful that it hurts. Many years ago in the 50's there used to be a monthly magazine called 'Ideals' the illustrations in it were just like hers it was such a joy to open it and look at how life should be, as a child it was enthralling, this is the world everyone wanted and fought for and died for, this is vision everyone wanted to become reality. I hope she goes from strength to strength and draws Hollywood Portraits and Glamourous images Like Marilyn Monroe and Dita Von Teese and Sinatra and just anything sensual like Playboy illustrators used to do, but she really is much more talented and I would buy everything she ever painted. Please, please, please, go into a bigger market your the best illustrator I have ever seen and I truly wish you all the best! Your art is like Hollywood, Raymond Chandler, Frank Sinatra, 50's Glamour, Ideals Magazine, Mickey Spillane, Honey West (with Bruce the Ocelot) Double Indemnity, (but better) Sophisticated Playboy, very James Bond 007 and it is just so beautiful. I have fallen in love with your style at the speed of sight. Please keep drawing. I cannot recommend this book highly enough, the art is so enchanting, you should draw for Disney, so make a wish upon a star, because you are one.