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Crabs Adjust Humidity, Volume Five

Name: Crabs Adjust Humidity, Volume Five
Brand: Vampire Squid Cards
SKU: 65417579
Price: 44.00 EUR
Availability: InStock

Product ID: 65417579

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Volume Five of the unofficial 3rd-party expansion to the hit party game Cards Against Humanity. You need to own Cards Against Humanity to use this expansion.
Professionally printed on linen-finish, casino-quality cards. Includes custom serialized hologram on every box, so you know you're not getting a counterfeit.
Includes: 80 white cards, 32 black cards
100% compatible with Cards Against Humanity
Contains no shellfish

Stalin is often quoted as saying that "quantity has a quality all its own." We here at Vampire Squid Cards agree with that sentiment--as least as far as it applies to kittens, beer and exposed genitalia. Also, cards. Prepare to get a nostril full of that intoxicating New Card Smell with Crabs Adjust Humidity: Volume 2. We've dug deep into our therapist's notes and angsty, forgotten Live Journal blogs to bring you another 112 inappropriately-worded cards that-were you to play them in public-would probably get you put on a list of some kind. You really need Cards Against Humanity to use this. So go buy it. Cards Against Humanity is a trademark of Cards Against Humanity LLC and is completely unaffiliated with this game or its publisher.

Specifications

Size	112 cards
Package Quantity	1
Item Weight	6.2 Ounces
Material Fabric	Linen
Style Name	Classic
Color	White
Theme	Card Grown-up Party
Number of Items	80
Container Type	Box
Special Features	Portable
Number of Players	20

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