Spongebob Squarepants 9" Plush - Spongebob

Why did you pick this product vs others?:Ah hell yeah this bad boy made me into a father had a baby

My bf said it was best gift he ever got

I love this ugly things what else can I say

got this as a gift for my boyfriend and he loved it. came perfect and just like the picture

My preteen loves this addition to his fighter collection.

Nice and good my 92 year old grandma accidentally peed on it though

Amazingly cute fugly doll!

This thing is extremely ugly. Like… aggressively ugly. SpongeBob looks like he hasn’t slept in three weeks, is probably high, and may or may not have seen some things he’ll never recover from. Naturally, my daughter is obsessed. She saw these nightmare nuggets online and decided she needed both SpongeBob and Patrick for her birthday. Because obviously.When she opened them, there was joy. There was laughter. There was also a mild jump scare because these things are downright terrifying in person. SpongeBob’s teeth? Let’s talk about it. They stick up instead of down, which is deeply unsettling and honestly the reason I had to take off a star. Like sir, are you OK? That said, it looks exactly like the photo, which is to say it’s unapologetically weird and proudly horrifying.If you thought SpongeBob was a fever dream, wait till you meet Patrick. And of course, because the universe has a sense of humor, we happened to get the one with the infamous butt-ton hole. Yep. That was a fun surprise. Nothing says “Happy Birthday, sweet child” like receiving a plush sea creature with a strategically placed… mystery circle.My daughter? Delighted. Me? Slightly concerned and mildly haunted.But hey - it’s what we ordered. Ugly, weird, slightly inappropriate, and somehow still a hit. 10/10 for shock value. Would recommend (with caution).My daughter sleeps with them next to her bed like it’s totally normal. I, however, flinch every time I walk past them in the dark