Description
- CARD'S INSIDE GREETING READS - Who the fuck runs 5 miles in 30 seconds? Kick off your running shoes and enjoy a Happy Birthday! Cover says: You burn as many calories during sex as you do running five miles... - Take a pick? A five mile run or five minutes of intimate fun? Get this card for a buddy to make him or her laugh!
- SIZE - Surprise your special friend with this high quality, printed 4.63 x 6.75 inch sized card for their natal day! Add more love and care to the card by asking everyone in the gang to write sweet messages and tips on how to hop on to their next fling! Giggles and funny exchanges guaranteed!
- BIRTHDAY GREETING CARD - This funny birthday card for men perfectly illustrates a guy's thinking... why workout when you can have sex? Sex is way more fun! If tired of the same, boring birthday greeting cards, then gift them this special card this year.
- ABOUT THE CARD - Keeping US jobs at home, most of our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use premium, thick, snow white cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content plus FSC’s (Forest Stewardship Council) responsibly forested renewable resources certified pulp (no papyrus, naturally). Print on demand technology reduces waste and further minimizes environmental impact.
- ABOUT US - Founded in 1980, NobleWorks - and The Best Card Company, its non humor division - is an award winning brand. We’re an American based, family owned stationery publisher. A proud board member of the Greeting Card Association, we strive for perfection and customer satisfaction - every card, every order, every time. We are here to serve whether you purchased our fold over stationary note cards directly from us or from authorized resellers.
NobleWorks - Funny Happy Birthday Card with Envelope - Colorful Humor Card, Greeting Note - Five Miles 9994
