€ 30,22

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FILLS A NEED: Not having a bottle opener at a bachelor party, bachelorette party or family barbeque can leave you feeling empty inside. Our penis bottle opener fills that void..
IT’S OBSCENE: You’re not wrong, it is obscene… Obscenely good at removing bottle caps! Just grab the 8 inch handle and you’ll have more than enough leverage to open any beverage..
EYE-WATERING PLEASURE: If you give the gift of our penis bottle opener there won’t be a dry eye at grandma’s birthday party..
THE BEST KIND OF WOOD: Harking back to an era that preferred the smooth, steady hand of a professional, the entire shaft of our 8 inch long penis bottle opener was lovingly hand-carved from wood in Bali..
ROCK SOLID GUARANTEE: If our penis bottle opener leaves you feeling anything but 100% completely satisfied, let us know and we’ll make it right. That’s wood you can count on..

Have you ever wanted to give a gift that can open bottles but is also shaped like a penis? Then you, my friend, have come to the right place... Say ‘well hello there’ to Fun Product’s Hand-Carved Wooden Penis Bottle Opener! Unlike ordinary bottle openers that aren’t shaped like a penis, this penis shaped bottle opener IS shaped like a penis! And an 8 inch long one at that. So what does that mean for you? That means you can walk into any birthday party, bachelorette party, bachelor party, retirement party, holiday party, or family barbeque and give the gift of a bottle opener shaped like a large penis! Close your eyes right this second and imagine that. Imagine the p as your bff unwraps it… as your co-worker brandishes his to the entire office… as your grandher puts all 5 fingers firmly around it and opens that first cold ... That’s the p only an 8 inch Fun Product’s hand-carved wooden penis bottle opener can give.

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