Victoria's SecretWomen's Very Sexy Shine Strap Thong Underwear, Panties for Women (XS-XXL)

Alright, folks, buckle up because this review is going to take you on a wild ride into the lace-laden world of Victoria's Secret. As a dude who's about as familiar with women's lingerie as I am with the fine art of crocheting, let me tell you, buying these lace-thong underwear was an eye-opener in more ways than one!First off, navigating through Victoria's Secret is like being an explorer in an exotic land, but with more lace and less wildlife. There I was, all a lone a ranger among a sea of satin and silk, trying to decipher the mysteries of terms like "cheekini" and "boyshorts." Who knew underwear could be so complicated? I was just looking for something that wouldn't look like I raided a pirate's treasure chest. (I noted here where no eye patches.)Now, let’s talk about the product itself - the "Very Sexy Collection" lace thong. The name doesn’t lie. I bought these for my girlfriend, hoping to score some serious boyfriend points. The moment she saw them, her laughter was enough to make me realize that maybe, just maybe, I had ventured a bit too far into the jungle of femininity.The thong is made from what I imagine is 100% woven pixie dreams because it's so light and airy. If not that, then the finest spider silks woven by woodland fairies. It's like holding a whisper. Seriously, I was half afraid it’d float away if I didn’t keep a tight grip on it. Handling such a delicate artifact required more dexterity than handling ancient scrolls! But fear not, it's not just delicate, it's also comfortable. My girlfriend assures me of that.Wearing them? Well, I can't speak personally (and no, I didn’t try them on—I’m adventurous but not that adventurous), but my girlfriend assures me they're comfortable. Comfort, however, is apparently subjective in the world of women's fashion. From a guy’s point of view, they look like they could double as a high-tech bedazzled slingshot.Let's just say, she looked stunning in them, which was the whole point, right? The thong is like the Swiss Army Knife of panties—minimalist yet versatile, and definitely very, very sexy. It did make me wonder how something that uses less material than my sock could cost as much, but hey, the smile on her face was priceless. And that's what matters, right?Overall, would I recommend them? Absolutely. Just brace yourself for a wild ride through the online store, and maybe do a little stretching beforehand—you might need to bend over backwards to understand all the options!P.S.: If you’re a dude venturing into a brick-and-mortar Victoria's Secret for the first time, my pro tip is to wear sunglasses. Not for the bright lights, but to hide your bewildered expression from the seasoned shoppers! Or shop here.

Love these. Got them for my girlfriend. Sizing was correct. Diamonds are durable and I’ve washed them for her multiple times and I’m not a laundry expert. Still has every gem on it. Soft af. Material makes me jealous. They are irresistible. 10/10 recommend.

Cute and comfy thong I worn this under my see through dress for a pop of color I like the jewels on the side

Hot and sexy 10/10

Very comfortable

so flattering i love the diamond detail and everything abt it !!

Awesome

Very sexy and beautiful. The waist is a little weird but great quality.

Súper linda y sexy

Muy bonita, deben tener en cuenta que no es blanca, es más bien ivory

Es muy suave y se ve bastante bien

Me encanto, viene muy empaquetado con su bolsa original, obvio es original y viene en excelente condición, llegó antes de tiempo, sin duda quede encantada, ojalá pongan mas modelos… 10 de 10

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