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Unfortunate Fortune Cookies

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Occasion
Wedding
Number of items
1
Unit count
10.0 Count
Brand
Vat19
Number of pieces
10
Item firmness description

📦Sleek minimalist takeout box

😂PG-rated humor with a twist

🥠10 unique witty fortunes

Description

🥠 Crack open laughs with every bite!

CONSISTENT SET - Every box contains the same 10 unique fortunes, ensuring a reliable dose of humor every time.
MINIMALIST PACKAGING - Arrives in a clean, plain white Chinese takeout box—perfect for gifting or office desk display.
PG RATED FUN FOR ALL - Clever, safe humor that’s office-friendly but still edgy enough to keep your social circle intrigued.
LIGHTWEIGHT COMPACT - At just 133g and slim dimensions, it’s easy to carry, share, or stash for spontaneous fun moments.
10 DISTINCTLY WITTY FORTUNES - Each cookie delivers a fresh, funny, and slightly menacing message to spark conversation and laughs.

Unfortunate Fortune Cookies by Vat19 offer 10 delicious cookies each containing a unique, witty, and PG-rated fortune. Packaged in a sleek white takeout box, these lightweight cookies (133g) combine humor and surprise, making them a perfect quirky gift or conversation starter for professionals who appreciate clever fun.

Specifications

Package Dimensions	12.07 x 10.16 x 0.11 cm; 133.24 g
Units	10.0 Count
Brand	Vat19
Package Information	Box
Manufacturer	Vat19

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