This sexy, melodramatic romp through sun-drenched Brazil is the gay guilty pleasure of the year! Muscle god Erik and his two hot German friends spend their days snorkeling, absorbing Brazilian soap operas and making hot love in front of a live webcam.
D**S
I am LONGING for this film to have a plot!
This film basically sucks! There is one incredible looking young German guy (Erik) that is awesome to watch and he's the only reason I stayed with this thing through to the end. Amazon's editorial review was extremely misleading. It would imply that "Saved by the Bell's" A.C. and Zach were in this film and locking lips and loins on the white beaches of Brazil. If that took place even remotely in this film, I totally missed it. The cast is made up of three German guys, one of which as I already stated is BEAUTIFUL, and the acting appeared to be fair, if you could understand what was supposed to be happening. The actors done good with the very poor script they were given to work with, especially the lead actor who accidentally murders a man in self defence. The potential was definitely there throughout this thing, but it didn't even attempt to live up to that potential.The music sucked bigtime! The subtitles were difficult to understand, and there needed to be subtitles for the very poor English parts of the film that the viewer is expected to understand. A very hard film to follow, and where it leads is not a place you will enjoy going. Right when it appears there is finally going to be a plot, the movie ends suddenly with a "no ending" end. Beautiful Brazilian landscape and hot young actors are about all this film has going for it. I have no idea who was longing for something or what they were longing for. Thus the name "The Longing" was ill conceived at best. I do not recommend this one, unless you simply want to see some nice footage of a very gorgeous young blonde German boy that is super hot. If only they would show more than 3 seconds of him nude, it might make this film worth the buy.
G**E
It Stinks
Three Gay, German guys are living in Brazil. One has a rich father. One is a failed rapper. One is a failed investment banker. None of them can act. The failed banker falls in love with a black soap opera actor, after accidentally killing his brother. Naturally they break up after the murder is confessed. Wow, what a plot twist.A major scene consists of a Black Brazilian who is ranting about how badly blacks are regarded in Brazil, and that Gay Black Brazilians are treated even worse. The reason for the rant is unclear, and the whole scene seems to be more of a showcase for two twitchy drag queens who don't seem to be interested in anything but getting to the bar and doing their show.There's no beginning to the story. There's no complicated plot. There's no sex (Just one brief nude scene). There's no action. There's not a clear conclusion to the story. The filming was done in a gorgeous location that could have been the highlight of the film, if it had been shown, but it wasn't. The best part of the whole thing is the 'special feature' about the making of the film, where everyone complains about the location, makes excuses for the lousy acting, and admits the film is poorly cast and badly written.The director says he didn't want to make an intellectual movie. I think he succeeded in that.The film stinks as bad as the actors say Brazil stinks. The actors stink worse.
S**O
sad story
This is a sad story of how boredom and too much luxury can lead to unfortunate circumstances. Also a good example of being in the wrong place at the right time can have bad repercussions. Storyline is slow and padantic, but the eye candy is nice. However, its just not enough to roll this into a 5-star movie experience.
M**.
pretty pictures, not much else
I just could not get in to this one, seems to be constant tension between servants and upper class's who seem to spend their time making porn. fell a sleep half way through, give away will
L**Y
Three Stars
O'kay
T**N
Nice Cover
I think if I brought a couple of the cuties home from the bar, pulled out my camcorder, went on an exotic vacation, and used my Pinnacle editing program, I could have made a better movie. Cute guys, the rest was a mess.
K**N
INSIP , HORRIBLE MOVIE
IF I COULD GIVE THIS FILM NO STARS I WOULD. THERE IS NO "ACTING" GOING ON HERE. NO PLOT. NOTHING. ALL I GOT OUT OF THIS MOVIE WAS SWINDLED FOR WHAT I PAID TO BUY IT. DON'T DO THE SAME!!!!!
T**Y
not good
I hated this movie I was lost in the movie did not make any since to me I do not see why it was made
R**2
Hot
Well are you in for a treat if your ideal movie involves blond german lads, sporting fit bods and toned muscles parading in speedos or less then this is definately a must see. Roughly three fit lads go on holiday and each has a story to tell, some good some bad, the fact they wear very little is a bonus at times. although the scenery and plots are well scripted and execuded, don't forget the hankies as you'll need them at one point, really felt for the guy in one particular scene.. Intrigued then buy this and see for yourself.
A**F
Such a shame
The plot for the film is excellent, pity that all there is is very poor acting compounded by a shoe string budget. What it might have been with more money spent on it's production. Pretty actors alone do not a good film make....
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