SmithsSavoury Snacks Selection Scampi Fries Carded Pub Snacks, 27 g, Pack of 24.

Savoury Selection Scampi Fries 27 g (Pack of 24)On Receipt of item checked : Pack of 24 on large card . Use by date 29/6/2013 (well within date) No damage to product eg : holes , missing packets or defects whatsoever . Heat sealed and super-fresh .Bridget Jones may of chosen Choccies and donuts but being a girl who appreciates the finer things in life , that "special taste" the one she yearns for ! night after lonesome night and sometimes in the middle of the night and dare i say i could do a packet in the early mornings, a morning person too :)) Only "Smiths" would do ..many years ago i had the pleasure of Scampi Fries .but schoolboy humor put a bit of a damper on my teenage lust for these ..most of the girlies wouldnt admit we'd like a packet when the guys offered us a drink at the bar in case our Chanel and heavily 80's hairsprayed "do's" would be lost in some sort of rancid whiff of fish that our dates would think was shock horror US !!! and then how would we live it down ..looking back that was silly .reading the reviews here ..seems like we'd of got instant proposals and babies and happy ever after ..ohhh well ..lets get back in the present day ..i was delighted to see them here and i couldnt wait to order as a now much more confident women than the shy teenager worried about body issies and eating in front of guys and what i would small and look like ..now im mean and tough !! i need a hardcore snack ..a stinky one ..single womans trouser trout ..pungent packet of fun i can tease my toungue with ..i can lick it ..hold it and suck it ..have it in sandwhich for a texuture and added crunch ..either way all ways ..i love these amazing little things ..super fresh and super cool . I ordered mine without hesitation and i was able to add on Scampi Supper add on item ..i could fo went for another flavour , i wanted to compare makes and such ..but i will try other ones ..My little chorkie dog loves to playfully toss one about !! phooo smelly fun especially when i find one undermy pillow or in the sheets somewhere hes hidden for a suck later on ..i did have my moments then in my dreams when i thought some big hunk had arrived for the night and i was getting a whiff of his manly manhood smell ..ALAS it was a rougue scampi from the dog ..but i live in hope ..but for now this Smiths will have to do ..gorgeous , top marks , great delivery , its improtant with consumable that alls fine with item and no issues . Do not hestitate to buy from the company i am reviewing here i will be back for more and all id like to say to you is thank you ..lovely jubbly trouser trout fishy licky fun ..your fingers actually dont smell after ..not sure about my breath though ..i did have a bit of wind and passed a few the next day but i dont know if thats becuse i ate quickly late at night .oh well no one here to get a whiff so im ok ..gallery pic of cards of item in my kitchen ..

It's been a long while since I've had a packet of Scampi Flavoured Fries. I presumed they'd gone the way of Spangles, Bovril Crisps, and Shandy Bass, well apparently not. I've not seen them in the shops, but just stumbled across them on Amazon. Like lots of food products nowadays, removal of artificial flavours, baked instead of fried, things just don't taste as good as they did. So I was pleasantly surprised when these Scampi Flavoured Fries did taste exactly the same as they used to! Absolutely lovely, just moreish... I'm rationing myself to a packet a day, but I could just keep munching if I allowed myself to :-)If only Smiths aka Walkers could bring back Cheese Moments... Bovril flavoured crisps... hmmmm....Thanks for reading.Buy them, you won't be disappointed.

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Oooooh! Oooooh! Oooooh!There should be an addiction warning with these things.I'll tell you when I really, really, like them: The morning after the night before, when the hunger pangs grip you, and you are desperate to get something "nice" onto an empty stomach, but you can't be bothered to cook or prepare a thing.Let me give you a free nourishment tip: If you have a small tin of preferably Red Salmon in your cupboard, but failing that, maybe a can of cheapo Pink Salmon, or even ... Tuna!Right - open can of fish, either drain liquid down the sink, or if it's good quality red salmon, swig the juice down! It's full of nutrients and electrolytes etc wot your body is craving. (You do know that the salmon is cooked from raw in the tin that you buy it in, don't you?)Next, tip the drained fish into a small dish. Add copious quantities of either Tartare Sauce, Marie Rose Sauce, or at a push, maybe 1000 Island might do but that's cheap, like!Then, you should at least have pickled Gherkins or preferably wee Cornichons in your cupboard or fridge. Slice the gherkins or hoy the Cornichons into a wee dish with a cocktail stick.When all that is prepared, put the dish of salmon (complete with small teaspoon) at your bedside and arrange your dish of gherkins/cornichons daintily around it.Next, open a couple of bags of Scampi Fries into a little bowl so you can easily pick one at a time and then dip them among beautiful sauces, fancy fishes, or even just crunch one on its own, right in your gob, and get the really, really, true intense flavour of Bootiful Scampi Fries!Then just relax and lower yourself into the absolute extremities of consuming luscious "fish" stuff!(And if you want to get really posh, whey man, just raid the wife's Ryvita box and eat some rye bread with them delectable delicacies wot I just gave you the recipes for.)From Billy the Baker - your helpful gourmet adviser!

If you experience craving these from memory, try them again. No point feeling sinful about it. There's wholesome ingredients like cereals and they're still more-ish.I'd guess they're "baked not fried" now; the surface texture, flavour, fat level seem to have been Millennialised, but hey - the packs still look exactly as you remember them and they come with the pro-version card displays!These came ready to mount in pride of place on your wall, ideally opposite the moose head and at 90 degrees from the dartboard.As with other UK crisps and sweets of yore, changes have been made to the recipe to protect us all from such evils as calories (required for life) and salt (required for life). At least they've left in some good old-fashioned MSG.Are these Scampi? No. Do they contain any Scampi? No. Are they Scampi Flavour Fries circa 1985? No.Are they even fried?THE SHADOW KNOWS

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